Fuktupish Edit Meaning

1. A computer workstation or desk manufactured by Ikea. It is metal and wood and is modular in that Ikea provides extra shelves and drawer..

1. A cocky or over confident way of saying hello on the phone. Also when trying to seem laid back or impressing someone with overconfidence..

1. To intercept or attack from ambush, as in order to rob, seize, or slay but only by a homosexual. Last night I got gaylaid by Tim Brown...