Full Breakfast

What is Full Breakfast?


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When having sexual intercourse a full breakfast would include vaginal, anal, oral and mastabation. (Tit wank if your lucky)

Bert: Err my miss's never shags any more only got a Bj last night! What about you Bob?

Bob: I got a full breakfast!

Bert: Lucky bugger


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