Full Breakfast

What is Full Breakfast?

When having sexual intercourse a full breakfast would include vaginal, anal, oral and mastabation. (Tit wank if your lucky)

Bert: Err my miss's never shags any more only got a Bj last night! What about you Bob?

Bob: I got a full breakfast!

Bert: Lucky bugger

A Skidmark On The Underpants Of Society

1. Someone who is so unpleasant to be around or even look at that he becomes no more than a turd to society. Not only that, he is a turd on..

Eyes Bled

1. Used to describe someone who has bloodshot eyes, usually a result of recent drug use. Yo son, your eyes bled. Here, use my clear eyes...

Quirk Of Fate

1. Something that happens to you that you didn't expect - but mostly good things. Being quirky isn't bad, it's just DIFFERE..

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