Full Court Press

What is Full Court Press?


1.

Named after the play in basketball, it means to agressively put the moves on, or to hit on someone. To not give up on trying to get someone until you actually get them.

Could you see if Mike likes me? I don't want to put the full court press on him if he doesn't, because then I'll look like an idiot.

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2.

When you're constipated so badly that you have to reach out for leverage on the handi-tard bar and shit to press that thing out.

My legs were already asleep before I went into the full court press. All I got was some scrogglings

3.

a torture device, also a wrestling hold

you failed to call me "Sir" - that'll be the FULL COURT PRESS for twelve hours

he's got him in a FULL COURT PRESS - yes, it's a submission


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