What is Full-contact Accounting?
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The activity that is taking place on the floor directly over your office or cubicle. It sounds suspiciously like orangutans wrestling aligators in a dumpster.
It is still less annoying than some putz failing to turn off the all-page while they shuffle papers and manipulate their stapler.
Office Drone #1: "What the hell is that? Sounds like a train derailing."
Office Drone #2: "Must be the new full-contact accounting system."
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Go fuck yourself.
Usually said when something goes awry.
This is the last time we will ever meet, bitch. Keep the stickers.
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An expert in a field of work or activity. Also can mean a smart person.
"Dude that guy is a f***ing ivory dome in math"
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