What is Full-contact Accounting?


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The activity that is taking place on the floor directly over your office or cubicle. It sounds suspiciously like orangutans wrestling aligators in a dumpster.

It is still less annoying than some putz failing to turn off the all-page while they shuffle papers and manipulate their stapler.

Office Drone #1: "What the hell is that? Sounds like a train derailing."

Office Drone #2: "Must be the new full-contact accounting system."

See racket, noise, pounding


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