What is Fumblefuck?
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A discombobulated, uncoordinated idiot who runs into crap and can't hold onto anything, physically or mentally.
1. "He's such a fumblefuck..."
2. "Heylo, my name is Darius Fumblefuck."
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2.
To make an incredibly inept attempt at something with little or no forethought or experience.
I always thought, when I was a child, that one day I would wake up and miraculously have all of life's answers, but as I have gotten older I realize how badly my parents fumblefucked their way through life!
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An attempt, while ejaculating (cumming),
to fire one's seed as far as possible
I pulled out and went for distance. She
wanted m..
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1. the most amazing intercourse that there is no way on God's green earth that it's just sex.
2. wild, hot, out of this world..
