What is Fumblefuck?
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A discombobulated, uncoordinated idiot who runs into crap and can't hold onto anything, physically or mentally.
1. "He's such a fumblefuck..."
2. "Heylo, my name is Darius Fumblefuck."
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To make an incredibly inept attempt at something with little or no forethought or experience.
I always thought, when I was a child, that one day I would wake up and miraculously have all of life's answers, but as I have gotten older I realize how badly my parents fumblefucked their way through life!
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when you bust all over a dyke sluts face, preferably mrs. Hubert.
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Something that is obviously really REALLY bad except to the person who made/likes it.
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Very tight brightly colored pants, often very snug around the genitals to accentuate the bulge.
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