Fumblehammer

What is Fumblehammer?


1.

1. When you miss hitting the nail with the hammer and end up hitting a finger and leaving a bloody mess.

2. When you seriously injure yourself.

1. "I was hanging a picture the other day, and fumblehammered my thumb. Before this game, I would have just swore. This time I yelled OUENDAAAAN!!! I think it helped more."

2. One day I fumblehammered my nuts on my bike after I jumped over a ramp.

See broke, racked, mutilated


38

Random Words:

1. A retarded yellow sponge that is most likely homosexual. The network "nickelodeon" started running the show when it sold out a..
1. Masturbation, particularly of the male genitalia He got a blister on his thumb from churning crotch butter too often..
1. White ass dick Yo man this girl was going to suck my dick then I told her I had a W.A.D and then she slapped me and said hell no See w..