Fumbling Martin

What is Fumbling Martin?

1.

Losing control of your penis during masturbation, causing it to slip out of your hands and enter your tight cornhole. While the skin flute is jammed in the ring, it is now impossible to remove. Cutting it off is your only solution, usually leading to death.

Time of death; 4:20

Cause of death; Fumbling Martin

See fumbling, fumble, martin, masturbate, cornhole, death
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