What is Fumbling Martin?
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Losing control of your penis during masturbation, causing it to slip out of your hands and enter your tight cornhole. While the skin flute is jammed in the ring, it is now impossible to remove. Cutting it off is your only solution, usually leading to death.
Time of death; 4:20
Cause of death; Fumbling Martin
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an overly obsessive relationship between two seemingly masculine construction workers, but in fact is unhealthy and humorous to others.
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adj.
Describes one who is an imbecile
Joe was an imbecillous fuck.
See Micky..
