What is Fumbling Martin?
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Losing control of your penis during masturbation, causing it to slip out of your hands and enter your tight cornhole. While the skin flute is jammed in the ring, it is now impossible to remove. Cutting it off is your only solution, usually leading to death.
Time of death; 4:20
Cause of death; Fumbling Martin
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Random Words:
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Slang word for coincidence.
-I got dat same shirt.
-What a "kawinkidink".
See kawinkydink, kawinkidink
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A lucky chance ..
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It's when someone who you really like or care about treats you like shit but acts like you're everything to them when you&apos..
