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1. The only town in Britain to look at Ipswich with envy.
2. Nothing really happens, except pretentious 14-year-old chav wannabees bunk..
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A crush on a FB friend is characterized by the unexplainable urge to revisit the friend's Photos tab repeatedly and checking to see..
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Wrapping your semi in raw bacon before having sex with a girl and then feeding it to her afterward.
I just gave Sally a dick roll-up.
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