What is Fump?
1.
FUMP (fump) n. <fumpy, fumps>, adj. <fumpishly>
1. Fucked Up Magee Person. Challenged individual who casts a social a plague upon the community.
2. A person who engages in an activity without talent or skill.
3. A person who has failed significantly at something.
4. Something or someone that disappoints.
5. A sexually immoral predator or sex addict.
(fumpish, fumpy)
He was the most fumpish person I ever met.
Wow, only a fump could have failed that test.
2.
When a man gets a sex change and has his penis turned inside out, But later after the surgery he gets and erection and if shoots back out into a penis again.
Oh shit guys turn that porn off or I'm gonna Fump!
That guy was gonna fuck me but when i saw his hot body i fumped and he left
Sometimes i put puke in my mangina and watch porn till i fump and shoot puke all over the place!
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3.
this is an activity where someone takes a bath and farts in the tub to make little fart bubbles. now the creative part. the person performing this activity tries to bite the fart bubbles before they pop.
oh shit man, taking baths used to be boring. now i get my fun by fumping in the tub.
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4.
To fart in someone's eat until sexual stimulation or orgasm commences.
*fump fump fump*
Oh god papi, your so good at fumping.
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5.
To fart and jump at the same time.
he got out of his chair and fumped.
6.
combo of
I'd fump her!
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7.
1) Farting in the bathtub; 2) a fart or the sound of a fart made in the bathtub.
Hey, Frank, let's see if we can light up the water! Ask Anthony if he can lay a fump and let's hold a match near his ass!
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