Fumph Edit Meaning

1. Organisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company. See also Bill Gates; Windows Fucking shit Microsoft programs..

1. When one is tired, but horny. "Ahhh man, I'm so tired, yet so horny. I'm torny." See tired, yet, so, horny, too ..

1. A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee. I won't be able to make it through t..