Fumph Edit Meaning

1. When a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping. It was a textbook turd until I snagged an ass flap. See sh..

1. An ounce of weed. I just scored a lid, lets blaze UP biootch! 2. A person who doesn't invite one of their best friends to their ..

1. So your fuckin' this chick, right? And you've been with her a few times, so you say, "you know what really turns me on? S..