What is Fun Monkey Aka Front Monkey?


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fun monkey (aka front monkey):

To straddle the toilet the opposite way round when pinching out a log in order to leave an unsightly skid-mark down the front side of the toilet basin.

When round at a friend's humble abode, be sure to leave your fun monkey (aka front monkey)mark whilst not forgetting to relay the blame upon someone else, preferably someone's girlfriend.

See skid-mark, toilet, tardis


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