What is Fun Monkey Aka Front Monkey?


1.

fun monkey (aka front monkey):

To straddle the toilet the opposite way round when pinching out a log in order to leave an unsightly skid-mark down the front side of the toilet basin.

When round at a friend's humble abode, be sure to leave your fun monkey (aka front monkey)mark whilst not forgetting to relay the blame upon someone else, preferably someone's girlfriend.

See skid-mark, toilet, tardis


98

Random Words:

1. someone with a fetish for coining new terms concerning human sexuality. After roughly a decade, 1994-2005, of being tickled by hearing ..
1. lyo45 a fucking runescape pker legend use to rape kids for pixels in old wildy man did u see lyo45 spec that 40 39 on that noob!!! See..
1. k-nob-u-list: To be educated in the field of knobs, handles, pulls, rosettes and all to do with vintage furniture hardware. A knobulist..