What is Fun Monkey Aka Front Monkey?


1.

fun monkey (aka front monkey):

To straddle the toilet the opposite way round when pinching out a log in order to leave an unsightly skid-mark down the front side of the toilet basin.

When round at a friend's humble abode, be sure to leave your fun monkey (aka front monkey)mark whilst not forgetting to relay the blame upon someone else, preferably someone's girlfriend.

See skid-mark, toilet, tardis


98

Random Words:

1. UK phrase referring to the amount of generic guitar based bands. It is characterised by: * complete lack of rhythmic invention * weedy..
1. It's just the K-thrilla. A once thriving railroad town that has become over run by gangstas and hood rats. But it does have a airpo..
1. Female who nags a lot for no reason. Related to mythilogical female creatures with wings who made load shrieking noises. My bird was h..