What is Fun Sucker?
1.
One who sucks fun.
A person who can take any situation where others are enjoying themselves and remove all pleasure from it. Popularised by the
Bob: Hey, Frank. Wanna go
cow-tipping with the guys tonight? It'll be a blast!
Frank: My dog was CRUSHED and KILLED when someone tipped a cow onto him.
Bob: ...
Chris: Hey, Frank. We're down at the river skipping rocks. Wanna come down?
Frank: My dog was KILLED when someone hit him with a rock when he was swimming. He DROWNED.
Chris: ...
George: Frank, you wanna come on a
road trip duringSpring Break ?
Frank: My dog was RUN OVER and KILLED by college students on a road trip.
George: ...
Chris: ...
Bob: Seriously, man. What the fuck.
2.
Someone who can find a way to suck the fun out of ANY situation. The said person usually starts off by complaining and/or nagging...before you know it s/he has gone into full suction mode ruining the day.
Your such a fun sucker, fuck off!
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3.
1. One who is known to destroy fun in any given situation. Sometimes quite comically mistaken for
2. An insult aimed at one who has ruined a
3. Slang for 'vacuum cleaner' when said vacuum cleaner is being used to clean up the remnants of the previous night's
1. Preppy teenage girl: Gosh, mom, you're such a flippin' fun sucker! But, oh, geez, wait! Could you pick me up some condoms on the way home? 'Kay, thanks.
2. 'Nettie: Fun sucker! =p
3. Emo boy: Dear diary, So my dad beat me over the head with the fun sucker the other day...
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4.
a person who sucks the fun out of everything
"Man, she's is such a fun sucker..."
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