Fun Sucker

What is Fun Sucker?


1.

One who sucks fun.

A person who can take any situation where others are enjoying themselves and remove all pleasure from it. Popularised by the Lindsay Lohanmovie Freaky Friday.

Bob: Hey, Frank. Wanna go cow-tipping with the guys tonight? It'll be a blast!

Frank: My dog was CRUSHED and KILLED when someone tipped a cow onto him.

Bob: ...

Chris: Hey, Frank. We're down at the river skipping rocks. Wanna come down?

Frank: My dog was KILLED when someone hit him with a rock when he was swimming. He DROWNED.

Chris: ...

George: Frank, you wanna come on a road tripduring Spring Break?

Frank: My dog was RUN OVER and KILLED by college students on a road trip.

George: ...

Chris: ...

Bob: Seriously, man. What the fuck.

2.

Someone who can find a way to suck the fun out of ANY situation. The said person usually starts off by complaining and/or nagging...before you know it s/he has gone into full suction mode ruining the day.

Your such a fun sucker, fuck off!

See fuck off, complaining, nagging, day, s/he

3.

1. One who is known to destroy fun in any given situation. Sometimes quite comically mistaken for sun fucker.

2. An insult aimed at one who has ruined a joke.

3. Slang for 'vacuum cleaner' when said vacuum cleaner is being used to clean up the remnants of the previous night's party.

1. Preppy teenage girl: Gosh, mom, you're such a flippin' fun sucker! But, oh, geez, wait! Could you pick me up some condoms on the way home? 'Kay, thanks.

2. 'Nettie: Fun sucker! =p

3. Emo boy: Dear diary, So my dad beat me over the head with the fun sucker the other day...

See party pooper, fun sucker, fun, suck, vacuum

4.

a person who sucks the fun out of everything

"Man, she's is such a fun sucker..."

See fun, sucker, party, pooper, fag


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