Funch

What is Funch?


1.

According to Rawson's dictionary of euphemisms, funch is having sex at lunchtime.

Do you want to meet for funch today?

2.

When you combine LUNCH and SEX into the same event.

The girl I am seeing want's to meet me during my meal break for some Funch.

See LAFF

3.

The act of nibbling teasingly on a man's taint

Gay man 1:what did you and ralfy do after you left the party?

gay man 2: O man we funched all night.

See funch, taint, gooch, funching

4.

It's like lunch, but it's fun, cause it moves

This lady came to me in a dream and said, "Funch. It's like lunch, but it's fun, cause it moves."

Zee's funch was more than he bargained for when it started squirming.

See lunch, funch, fun, moves, dream, eating, sandwiches, octopi

5.

To take one's lunch-break, and engage in any number of sexual acts with any number of individuals, instead of eating.

As a noun: "I'm going to take funch."

As a verb: "I hear Sally and Bob are funching." Or, "You dirty funchers."

See lunch, sex, finner

6.

fun lunch-lunch with drinks.

"oh lets go to go get take outthen go to the liquor storefor some booze then we'll go home and have funch."

See funch, fun, lunch, drinks, food

7.

To flip a pillow over to the cool side.

I funched the pillow and then put it under her ass to we could do it doggy style.


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