What is Functified?
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Ruined, broken, or damaged by someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for causing it.
The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"
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When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman farts on the man's dick, making it feel warm and cozy.
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Someone who uses Urban Dictionary for all their insults, and all of their conversation.
Ben: "You bone slut, go put your asshat ba..
