What is Functified?
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Ruined, broken, or damaged by someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for causing it.
The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"
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