What is Functified?
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Ruined, broken, or damaged by someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for causing it.
The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"
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Any anul crust that resembles processed cheese food.
Dude, wipe that ass fondue off your face!
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A dumb bitch who is just way to krunked, krunked out to the maximum levels of krunktitude.
Did you see Big hungry last night, that krun..