What is Functified?
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Ruined, broken, or damaged by someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for causing it.
The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"
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A ho/prostitute/whore of any ethnicity that mainly picks up a man of African descent.
Guy 1: Man what a niggerwhore
Guy 2: Fuck i know..
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1. Losing your virginity.
2. Having sex with a virgin.
Kelly: I had sex with David last night.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly..
