What is Functified?
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Ruined, broken, or damaged by someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for causing it.
The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"
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someone who will use absolutely any tampon, used or unused, any brand, or size
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Getting sex from an unfamiliar person, such as one that is not your steady partner.
Dude, I'm hooking up with this chick tonight t..
