What is Functified?
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Ruined, broken, or damaged by someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for causing it.
The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"
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The area surrounding the nipple.
Uh, Jan...you have a little jelly on your nipular region.
Don't just stand there Nad, lick it of..
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To passionately and publicly vocalize one's displeasure with Long John Silver's Baja Fish Taco Crumblies.
Bob was so grossed ..
