What is Functified?
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Ruined, broken, or damaged by someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for causing it.
The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"
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Another term for a man's testicles.
That bitch just slapped me in my juicy fruits.
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For the correct spelling and grammar, see Jehovah's Witnesses.
"Jehovas Witness" is misspelled and grammatically incorre..