What is Functified?
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Ruined, broken, or damaged by someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for causing it.
The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"
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of or relating to the act of physically consuming fritos.
Archibald Winslow decided he was going to eat fritos.
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Shit that burns your ass on the way out after drinking large amounts of strong liquour.
Man, I just had the worst alcohol shit!!
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