What is Functified?
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Ruined, broken, or damaged by someone who doesn't want to take responsibility for causing it.
The clerk at Radio Shack, not wanting to admit that he broke the patron's watch while attempting to change the battery, explained it off as saying, "This watch is functified!"
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Bodacious funbags. Tits big enough for her to suck her own nipples. Big enough for you to suck both nipples at the same time. Big enough..
