What is Functionally-retarded?
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Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental aptitude.
Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.
People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.
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A particularly hefty ejaculation
"did she put out", "too right she was proper nasty, gave her both lumps, bosh bosh, lef..
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rabbit waste found during Easter that children may pick up and eat, mistaken for jelly beans during an Easter Egg Hunt.
I peed my pants..
