What is Functionally-retarded?
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Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental aptitude.
Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.
People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.
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Something to be yelled (typically by a coach) at a person running VERY slowly. Often followed by: "Don't stop and play it on ..
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v. To cause someone grievous cranial harm
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