Functionally-retarded

What is Functionally-retarded?

1.

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental aptitude.

Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.

People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.

See braindead, dumbass, idiot, wanker

99

Random Words:

Zoom Zoom

1. Adjective. Fast, zippy, fun, aerodynamic/stylish. Coined from Mazda car commercials. That's a zoom-zoom ride you have there. 2. ..

Nut Dreads

1. Hair that becomes dreadlocked from jizz. Steven blew his load in Jennifer's hair and gave her nut dreads. See dreads, jizz, nut, ..

Mounce

1. 1. To fuck something up beyond recognition. 2. Backwoods retard 1. Goddamnit! That stupid asshole mounced my whole day! 2. Don't..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free