What is Functionally-retarded?
1.
Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental aptitude.
Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.
People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.
See
Random Words:
1.
A standard treatment of the vagina that, prevents queefs from occuring: usually applied as a cream, or jell like substance.
Ex: Sara Qu..
1.
An idiot, someone who does something stupid that annoys you.
'What are you doing! You jack of clubs!'
See idiot, stupid, ars..