What is Functionally-retarded?
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Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental aptitude.
Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.
People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.
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Euphemism for fellatio.
She talked on the phone with dick until I gave her my money shot.
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The act of slappin someone i an irregular way.
The woman was so pissed that her husband was cheatin on her that she slapped him in the ..
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when u pull out right before you blow and pass out only to wake up with dried splooge on your lower abdomen.
Guy 1: This chick was ridi..
