What is Functionally-retarded?
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Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental aptitude.
Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.
People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.
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Someone between 20-29 years old.
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When you don't have any milk and you put sugar water on your Corn Flakes.
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1)When its really cold out and your nipples start going crazy
2) To describe how cold it is
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