What is Functionally-retarded?
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Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental aptitude.
Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.
People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.
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A cruel manipulation of the english language.
"I have closets bigger than this Dorm Suite"..
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a person who won't stop texting
"man that boy ken churchwellz too much"
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