What is Functioning Crackhead?
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A functioning crackhead is somebody that is able to hold down a job and maintain a "normal" lifestyle while on crack, without completely sucumbing they're life to the drug.
Guy 1: For a hype, that dude sure has a decent house and job.
Guy 2: Yeah, thats because he's a functioning crackhead
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EL-TON-NIK
adj.
Mainly arisen from Mozambiquean Roots.
"More flamboyent than Elton John"
NOT DEROGATIVE
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(a) The spontaneous and sudden pooling of erotic fluid within a woman's vag and panties upon seeing or hearing something which inst..
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mad sexually transmitted diseases
that slut has ghanaherpecifilaids..
