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A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.
Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?
Hu..
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A girl who makes out with other slutty chicks at parties and then claims to be bisexual because it's trendy to say so and gets peop..
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To slap a woman across the nose with my johnson in an aloof manner.
Elizabeth took the gator slap with a smile and a big "thank yo..