What is Fundamentalist Christian?


1.

A disgrace to everything the monkeys worked so hard for.

People who will take every single thing in the damn bible literally

That's Jeff, he's a Fundamentalist Christian .

He Believes that it took 7 days for the universe to begin, when it takes years for coliding energy to form the smallest particle of mass.

He is totally fine with killing of some billion-or-so people as long as they either were homosexual, working on the sabbath, or not a super jesus friend like himself.

See idiot, psychopath, republican, fascist

2.

Possibly the largest group of hypocritical, repressed homosexuals I have ever seen. (I'm not using homosexual as some sort of insult, I just think a lot of them are overcompensating and straight for jesus)

Pride for Father Ted! (He's a fundamentalist christian who hired a gay prostitute to rub his back while he was smoking meth, on his way to his "super church" to preach about the evils of homosexuality)

See lies, crusades, pat robertson, religion


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