What is Funeral?
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A very sad ceremony if dead person was your friend. It's something really unbelievable. Some says it's pointless but if you want to be with your friend untill the last minute it's very important to be there.
Funeral is the ceremony filled with real pain and fake sympathy.
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A traditional grieving ceremony in which the family of the deceased mourns the loss of a $5,000 casket.
Billy, I know grandpa was a Nazi, but make sure no one else knows that at his funeral.
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When the friends, loved ones and acquaintances of a deceased person congregate around a coffin to bury the cadaver under dirt and white lies.
"Instead of a funeral, I'd like to be cremated with the intention of having my ashes preserved in a snow globe."
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the day your asshole father dies and at his memorial you bang your hot ass step mom!!!!
"dude i had a funeral!"
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A pointless ceremony, seeing as the person who is honoring can not see hear feel smell or taste what is going on. They are dead. It is still a very polite gesture to go, because the family of the deceased person is still alive. Often, you do not even know the deceased person very well.
I had to go to my cousin's grandfather's funeral. I didn't even know the guy. He's dead he dosen't know We're here to honor him! I don't know why this was open-casket the morticians didn't cover up that gunshot wound to the face very well!
