Funeral Close

What is Funeral Close?


1.

A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.

So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?

Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.

See funeral, close, relationship, death, die, died


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