Funeral Close

What is Funeral Close?

A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.

So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?

Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.

See funeral, close, relationship, death, die, died

Jobby

1. Scots, Faeces, rubbish. Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin'..

Enfartment

1. enfartment: this occurs when one is in the shower and surprise farts. within seconds, the steam arises and the stench engulfs the nostri..

Droppin Fingers

1. To put your finger or fingers into a girls vagina davey - Did you end up fuckin that girl last night Chris - nah that bitch is a virg..

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