Funeral Procession

What is Funeral Procession?


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When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer momsare notorious for these.

My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.

See funeral, slow, soccer mom, soccer moms, hearse


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