Funeral Shoes

What is Funeral Shoes?

Standard black lace-up dress shoes, usually cheap and uncomfortable. Often bought for a funeral and never worn again.

"You're seriously wearing cowboy boots with that?"

"My other choices were Nikes and funeral shoes, so yeah."

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