What is Funeral Shoes?
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Standard black lace-up dress shoes, usually cheap and uncomfortable. Often bought for a funeral and never worn again.
"You're seriously wearing cowboy boots with that?"
"My other choices were Nikes and funeral shoes, so yeah."
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loud fart that comes out too quick, sometimes causing pain to the shitter/ ringpiece.
eg. 'boy, i just done me an acid quacker and..