Fung Fu

What is Fung Fu?


1.

n.

1. The knowledge, expertise, and skill one acquires after years of Chinatown bus experiences and adventures, usually referring to Fung Wah.

2. The ancient Chinese martial art of escaping fires.

"Get there 10 minutes early, travel light, don't sit near the bathroom, bring your own food, hope for a 4-hour trip but plan for 6 or more... whoa -- I KNOW FUNG FU."

"One time my bus was leaking oil, so we were stranded in Connecticut for 8 HOURS!"

"Oh yeah? MY bus flipped over twice and then burst into flames -- and I survived."

"Wow, you are a true fung fu master."

See fung wah, kung fu, adventure

2.

n.

1. The knowledge, expertise, and skill one acquires after years of Chinatown bus experiences and adventures, usually referring to Fung Wah.

2. The ancient Chinese martial art of escaping fires.

"Get there 10 minutes early, travel light, don't sit near the bathroom, bring your own food, hope for a 4-hour trip but plan for 6 or more... whoa -- I KNOW FUNG FU."

"One time my bus was leaking oil, so we were stranded in Connecticut for 8 HOURS!"

"Oh yeah? MY bus flipped over twice and then burst into flames -- and I survived."

"Wow, you are a true fung fu master."

See fung wah, kung fu, adventure


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