Fungal Postage

What is Fungal Postage?

The presentation of a mushroom stamp by some asshole in a suit or a bmw.

At the board meeting Mr. Worthington gave that intern major fungal postage.

Dude why did you tell Mr Hamilton I was late yesterday. Watch out for some serious fungal postage.

See mushroom stamp, pigfucker

Let's Plow

1. To depart. Hey guys, this scene blows, let's plow!..

Ripley's

1. Believe it or not. Used when a statement is in doubt or unbelievable. I went frolfingyesterday, and I got a hole in one! Ripley'..

Ewfl

1. An acronym for the phrase "Eagle Walker For Life" Made specially for Ruby and Hailey. We be EWFLS's, bitch. See eagle, ..

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