Fungal Postage

What is Fungal Postage?

The presentation of a mushroom stamp by some asshole in a suit or a bmw.

At the board meeting Mr. Worthington gave that intern major fungal postage.

Dude why did you tell Mr Hamilton I was late yesterday. Watch out for some serious fungal postage.

See mushroom stamp, pigfucker

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Eigensex

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