What is Funicide?
1.
To kill the fun
Guy1: Lets go to the pub
Guy2: I don't think so, I'm too tired
Guy1: I'm just calling the police, reporting you as a suspect of FUNICIDE
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2.
The alternative to scuicede. Making life as fun as possiblemitting maximum fun.
"Scuicide is painful. So I committed Funicide and lived hilariously ever after!"
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