What is Funk Fuck?
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The sexual intercourse necessary to get you out of a funk. This act is best executed with someone you will never have to see again, and possibly while you are under the influence of alcohol.
The need for a "funk fuck" can be identified by constantly complaining about things you cannot change, or can change, yet choose to complain about instead of making an effort to change--usually job, weight, finances, etc.
(Speaking of a friend) I'm so sick of listening to her complain. What she needs is a solid funk fuck.
(Calling out an unusually uptight someone) Baby, what you need is a funk fuck.
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