What is Funkathon?
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A funkathon is the naughties version of a house 'disco' which lasts longer than 24 hours.
Funkathons differ from house parties in the following ways:
*Much more alcohol
*The attendance of many many people you barely know
*Very loud and non-stop music
*Smokey perfumed atmosphere
*Sex in odd places
*More than 24 hours of non-stop partying
"Hey man, what was the funkathon at Adams house like?"
"Um, someone tattoed 'you had a great time with Janine and Tara' onto my ass - but I can't remember who they are, or where my ass is."
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