Funkathon

What is Funkathon?

A funkathon is the naughties version of a house 'disco' which lasts longer than 24 hours.

Funkathons differ from house parties in the following ways:

*Much more alcohol

*The attendance of many many people you barely know

*Very loud and non-stop music

*Smokey perfumed atmosphere

*Sex in odd places

*More than 24 hours of non-stop partying

"Hey man, what was the funkathon at Adams house like?"

"Um, someone tattoed 'you had a great time with Janine and Tara' onto my ass - but I can't remember who they are, or where my ass is."

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