What is Funkel Facial?
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After having anal sex with someone so hard that they bleed from their ass. You take your dick out of their ass so that it has the blood and shit on it(this is known as
Man after I garfunkeled Emily, I slapped my dick on her face!!
I gave that bitch a FUNKEL FACIAL!
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The female version of a cock-slap where the woman proceeds to scooch her cooch vertically across the face of another.
If you don't..
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A thin visible line of poop in your underwear, left either before or after taking a dump.
see skid marks
Dude, after my colonoscopy I ..
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a goochy bag is a bag like thing that you apply over the gooch, men do this to prevent rashes, burns, etc.
dad: hey, timmy! did you put..