What is Funkel Facial?
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After having anal sex with someone so hard that they bleed from their ass. You take your dick out of their ass so that it has the blood and shit on it(this is known as 
Man after I garfunkeled Emily, I slapped my dick on her face!!
I gave that bitch a FUNKEL FACIAL!
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An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss.
Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B.  He would be unemployable anywhere els..