Funkel Facial

What is Funkel Facial?


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After having anal sex with someone so hard that they bleed from their ass. You take your dick out of their ass so that it has the blood and shit on it(this is known as garfunkel). After this you have the person face towards your cock as you jerk off on their face. This makes their face have a mixture of shit, blood, and semen on it.

Man after I garfunkeled Emily, I slapped my dick on her face!!

I gave that bitch a FUNKEL FACIAL!

See anal, garfunkel, facial, cum, blood, masturbation, shit, feces


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