What is Funker?
1.
A person stuck in the past
a person who still has an afro
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2.
A person who lacks some of the qualities of a "fucker" but exhibits many of the same traits.
"He's such a funker for being late all the time!"
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3.
a hick; trailer park trash
That new kid from Texas is such a hicktown funker.
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4.
A guy called Dalj or collin, who sucks peoples farts all day long and then has a wank!
That dude over there has been sucking guffs all day and now he's having a five knuckel shuffel .... what a funker!