Funkeymunkey Edit Meaning

1. A person who cuts themselves, listens to shatty music, and is a gangster wanabe. Eliza's such an emo wankster... See emo, wankste..

1. The act of subconsciously taping all four of your pockets to make sure your possessions are still there (usually Cellphone, Keys, Wallet..

1. Promises made by politicians, empty if directed to poor people. politician: "I will give a huge tax break to the the middle class...