Funking

What is Funking?

1.

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.

At some reception:

Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.

Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?

Woman : Looks like your husband does.

Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?

Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!

See funky, funkadelic, stylish, fuck, meh

2.

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.

At some reception:

Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.

Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?

Woman : Looks like your husband does.

Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?

Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!

See stylish, funky, funk, fuck, meh

3.

A synonym for the word "fucking"

My mom told me not to swear, so now I say funking instead of fucking, and fun instead of fuck.

You're a funking bitch!

See fuck, fucking, sex, fun, funny, funily, fn, fck, f, eff

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