Funking

What is Funking?


1.

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.

At some reception:

Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.

Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?

Woman : Looks like your husband does.

Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?

Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!

See funky, funkadelic, stylish, fuck, meh

2.

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.

At some reception:

Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.

Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?

Woman : Looks like your husband does.

Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?

Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!

See stylish, funky, funk, fuck, meh

3.

A synonym for the word "fucking"

My mom told me not to swear, so now I say funking instead of fucking, and fun instead of fuck.

You're a funking bitch!

See fuck, fucking, sex, fun, funny, funily, fn, fck, f, eff


57

Random Words:

1. when a milf sits on your face. unlike the dirty sanchez, this is a good thing. see: Jessica Alba I know she's got kids, but i&ap..
1. One who exhibits a hairy belly button area, such as the one Zac Efron sports on the cover of Rolling Stone. "Hey Timmy, you see th..
1. code name for bithc ass senior at ghs. he also like acid and is going no where in life wow man dann thomas just kicked the shit out in..