Funktify Edit Meaning

1. a condition in which a person considers themself lactose-intolerant and agressively enforces their dietary needs as a lifestyle choice, ..

1. Swinging one's penis around in a continuous circle, aka playing helicopter. Man, look at Carl Helishowing over in the corner! See..

1. A homemade beverage with a possibly life threatning dosage of caffine. Named so because on first testing the plucky subject's hea..