What is Funky Badonkadonk Monkey?


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The greatest insult ever

Guy A: You suck.

Guy B: You're a stupid fucker.

Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker.

Guy B: You're a poop sucker.

Guy A: Your mom eats shit.

Guy B: You're a funky badonkadonk monkey.

Guy A: ...dammit.


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