What is Funky Chicken?
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1> A dance craze, done by tucking your hands under your armpits and flapping your "chicken wings" while doing the peck and scratch.
2> That smell, you know it, when chicken has been left out too long.
1> Woah, you should see grandma do the funky chicken!
2> *sniff sniff* WHEW! That is some funky chicken, might as well throw it away or feed it to he dogs or something.
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an adjective describing a person with unusual physical characteristics, or a person with strange behavior.
"You see that guy? What a funky chicken!"
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A girl havin' a really good orgasm. Often used when it's a result of self-masturbation(via toys), but also sometimes used when it's from havin' crazy wild sex. It's called the funky chicken because it's so wild, she's getting all crazy with her body like she's having a seizure or somethin' as she is cumming..
..and you KNO I was doing the funky chicken afta you called...'cause you got me so worked up! Dayum boy!
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the dance people do when they really really have to go to the bathroom, but are forced to hold it
I knew Mike was doing the funky chicken outside the bathroom door, so I took extra long washing and drying my hands, hoping he'd piss himself.
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To convulse or seize, esp. after being severely beaten in a fight.
Dude I soccer kicked that guy in the face 'til he was doin' the funky chicken!
Someone call an ambulance this man is doing the funky chicken!
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Fighting sleep to the point where you can't keep your head up, then snapping your head back up to remain awake.
Max was up all night studying, and was doing the funky chicken during class the next day.
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A BMX flatland trick
WOW - he nailed that funky chicken
