What is Funky Chicken Sock Rock?


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When you put a sock in your asshole filled with baking powder while you fuck your girlfriend in the ass. When you cum, rip the sock out of your ass. you eat the cum out of her ass and mix it with the powder and pour it into a protein shake. Leave it in an 8 oz glass for 4 days in the shower and Enjoy!

My funky chicken sock rock was so good with dinner last night, im gonna make 17 tonight and send some to my grandma on christmas.

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