Funky Cold Medina Edit Meaning

1.

The title of the second single from Ton Loc, which was (co-)written by Young MC, and released on the Delicious Vinyl record label in the late 80's.

In the video, Ton Loc demystifies the "funky cold medina" when he points to a bottle of Absolut Vodka. Though the concept of a "funky cold medina" is generally a drink - not just pure vodka. It's made by pouring one oz respectively of Absolut Vodka, Southern Comfortand Blue Curaçao over ice and topped of with cranberry juice.

"Funky Cold Medina" was also re-recorded in 2000, this time Ton Loc teamed up with ZZ Brothers.

... and a funky cold medina for the lady.

2.

1) a title of a popular rap song by tone loc. the funky cold medina in the song is an unknown substance that makes the ladies love ya.

"I asked the guy, why you so fly? he said funky cold medina"

"put a little medina in youre glass and the chicks will come real quick"

3.

Ive found two different meanings on the internet for this term as well as one I found using the lyrics from the song "Funky Cold Medina" by Tone LOC.

Aperently for one it is an alcoholic drink made by pouring 1 oz. Absolut Vodka, 1 oz. Southern Comfort, and 1 oz. Blue Curaçao and cranberry juice on top of ice.

The other found online is it is some sort of disease which origionated in the arabian city of Medina in north africa, which I actually found on this web page (look down).

The last one, which I derived myself was that it is a non-alcoholic date-rape drug which Tone LOC talks about using in his song.

"So I gave some(Funky Cold Medina) to my dog, when he began to beg

Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me

And did the Wild Thing on my leg"

"I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"

I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina

She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said OK, I'd go get it

Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips

And I knew that she was with it"

4.

to label something funky or fucked up with a little extra pizzazz.

Oh no, Steve banged your mom & sister . . . at the same time!?!?!?

That is funky cold medina brother.

See funky, fucked up, odd, unusual

5.

The act of luring someone into giving you a blowjob on the premise of giving a blowjob, but not providing a blowjob.

"SO, he said to me, hey if you suck my cock, i'll suck yours.... how about it stud?

So I gave him a blowjob and then when it was my turn he just pulled up his pants, laughed at me, winked and said

Funky cold medina"

See blowjob, gay, unrequited, blowjobbery, blown off