What is Funky Little Titties?
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Titties on a woman who looks like she should have knockers, but doesn't. One points east and one points south, or vice versa. There is usually a weird gap between them, and women with funky little titties always wear low cut shirts to accentuate said gap.
"Dude, Rachael Ray needs implants, she has funky little titties."
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When a girl has a fake eye, you remove said eye and insert penis into socket.
I performed optical penetration on Mike's girlfriend..
