Funky Scrumpin Edit Meaning

1. A salty penis or phallic expression. After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..

1. Yet another expression of delight. w00tsauce! I aced my C++ exam! See Thom 2. The l33t h4x0r's pasta sauce. instead of mixing ..

1. NOUN: A supposed vampiric leader born in the late 17th century. This high-class, all-evil woman speared men with her spears that she obt..