What is Funky Spunk?
1.
Generally associated with the episode of Sex and the City when Samantha reported that the guy she was blowing had "funky spunk", tasting like rotten asparagus. May be rectified by a shot of wheat grass, apparently.
"Hey Alice, give me a blow job."
"Fuck no."
"Why not?!?"
"Man, you've got some funky spunk."
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2.
When your man needs to eat more red meat or wheat grass.
His sppoge tated like ass.
