What is Funnel Cake?
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The God of all sugary yummy confections.
Go and get me one. Now. I order you to.
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A delicious sugary cake with usually strawberries, strawberry sauce on top and the cake is actually like funnels of cake! It is very good and they sell them at many carnivals but man do they pack on the pounds.
So I went to Paramount's Great America on friday in Santa Clara California... they had loads of funnel cakes everywhere. IT WAS AWESOME I ATE LIKE 5 BUT I GAINED 15 POUNDS =(
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when 2 girls are having sex... and one takes a funnel and pees into it letting the pee go into the other girls vagina.
Damn.. that funnel cake was so warm.
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To use your dong as the "funnel", your baby gravy as the "cake batter" and some hot chick's stomach area (near her belly button) as the frier. If you've ever watched or made a funnel cake, it is now abundantly clear.
Damn! Frank was so worried about knocking up his girlfriend he pulled out and made a funnel cake!
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When a woman is really hot. But, her face is always sticky...
Dude, that chick is hot, and she loves to give head, what a funnel cake.
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same as diarrhea...when you finish leaving your diarrhea in the toilet, it resembles a funnel cake when its being cooked
my stomach was killing me last night, i had the shits all night and left many funnel cakes in the toilet