Funnel-cake Edit Meaning

1. A small turtle, in which you can jizz in. "Hey rodreiguez, GET UR OWN FUCKING JIZZTURTLE, and stop having rodreigasms, DAAAAAMN!&q..

1. poor; sad; incompetent "You can't tell people what you want them to get for your birthday!" "Yeah, that's w34..

1. A casual friend is a friend that you have casual sex with. It's not a relationship but late night or early morning booty calls are ..