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Politically correct way to say "fat"
There's no way she'll get her inertially challenged ass into those jeans.
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1) Being certified by Hewlett Packard to fix their brand of printers and workstations.
1) I am HP Certified to repair HP 4000's LJ..
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A woman who detaches her head from her body so the body can commit promiscuous acts whilst the head can attend major corporate functions..