Funnies

What is Funnies?


1.

The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.

Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."

Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"

See funnies, comic, peanuts, garfield, newspaper

2.

A plural exclamation of extreme humourosity.

OR

When followed by a question mark, a needy request to find out whether a joke has been accepted or not.

Girl 1: That is funnies!

Girl 2: Did you just say fannies?

Girl 1: No! That mishearing was what one might call 'funnies'!

OR

Girl 1: What's brown and sticky?

Girl 2: ...

Girl 1: A stick!

Girl 2: ...

Girl 1: ...funnies?

See humor, humour, funnies, jokes, insecurity


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