What is Funnies?
1.
The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.
Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"
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2.
A plural exclamation of extreme humourosity.
OR
When followed by a question mark, a needy request to find out whether a joke has been accepted or not.
Girl 1: That is funnies!
Girl 2: Did you just say fannies?
Girl 1: No! That mishearing was what one might call 'funnies'!
OR
Girl 1: What's brown and sticky?
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: A stick!
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: ...funnies?
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