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1. The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis. "P..

1. If there is a dead center of the universe, this is the planet that it is farthest from. Very hot, very sandy. Tantooine is full of scu..

1. Political correctness gone completely bezerk Humane Society Leaders: You can't refer to this animal as a dog. This is a CANINE-AME..