Funt Edit Meaning

1.

noun.

compound form of "fat" and "cunt". commonly used in place of "fucking cunt", funt is more appropriate when describing a "fat cunt" as the soft pronounciation is more suited to "fat" than "fucking".

The funt in question, be it person, animal, or inanimate object, must possess some "cuntish" qualities and meet an appropriate size level to justify the "fat" part of the noun. Therefore, a massively overweight person may be called a funt, based solely on the first impression of their massive girth, and not because of their personality. If somebody is indeed a "cunt" but does not meet the size requirements to be called fat, or at least tubby, then the term funt would be inappropriate. All in all, the emphasis of meaning in funt is on "fat" rather than "cunt".

"Omg, Michael is such a funt."

"That's a funt of a jumping castle!"

"Geez, any more funts at this Jenny Craig meeting and the building will collapse!"

"Careful, Celeste, you don't want to turn into a funt, do you?"

"Mum! Stacey called me a funt!"

See fat, cunt, tubby, jerk, stacey, Timotheus

2.

A compact, polite version 'fucking cunt'.

Darin's wife. Ugh. What a funt.

See bitch, cunt, whore, gash, slice

3.

short for "fucking cunt"

what a funt my wife is huh mark?

See cunt, runt, shunt, punt, fuck, bob levy

4.

Funt - Fucking cunt.

Dude i hate that funt.

See cunt, fuck, vagina, twat

5.

A substitute curse word for "fuck" and "cunt", used by the population of the fictional European city 'Download' in Britain's 2000 AD comic series "Sinister Dexter".

Variant terms: "smugfunt", "funtwipe".

"What the FUNT!?!"

"I look like a funtin' prat!"

"GET THE FUNTIN' FUNTWIPE!"

See curse, swear, fuck

6.

When someone does not only portray fucker like qualities but is also a cunt.

I can't believe you did this to me you fucker, you cunt, you funt!!!

See cunt, fucker, asshole, cocksucker, pussy

7.

fucking cunt

"you funt you spilt my milkshake!"

See emo, fag, cunt, brap, fuck, bare, innit, cushtie, safe, whagwan