Fuobies Edit Meaning

1. Significantly longer than a fort-night. I have not licked a penguin in a fortbutt. See fortnight, long, forever..

1. The best excuse to justify drinking/getting wasted whenever, wherever. Also works for "It's 4:20 somewhere" (although ne..

1. A mystical entity known to control all energy. Attempting to oppose the whim of the great magnet is never a good idea. All energy flows..