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Skillage, but in a village.
Steve: (does some amazing football skills, while in a village)
Me: That was Skillage In The Village!!!!
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A wart that grows in the vicinity of a sphincter
Come over here and pop my rectal wart..
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A guy will not and should not drive more then 20 minutes to see a girl unless there is at least a 75% chance he will hook up.
Girl: Hey..