Fur Nut Mustache

What is Fur Nut Mustache?

noun. Placement of a hairy nutsack beneath the nose and above the upper lip of a person administering oral gratification to a male.

My upperlip would be freezing if it weren't for this fur nut mustache.

Own It

1. Taking pride in what you got. "Sox fans shouldn't get all hung up on chanting "Cubs suck", they shouldn't even..

Ass-shat

1. Noun: One who's intelligence is likened to excrement. Bitches be all ass-shats! See Squid..

Vaginal Sasquatch

1. Excessively hairy/furry snatch. Often moplike, care should be taken to avoid what might be crawling around in it (use a hat while using ..

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