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Performing oral sex on a *very* pregnant woman.
My wife and I couldn't have sex the old fashioned way, so I gave her a little &quo..
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At the end of a heavy night out you take a girl home and after some heavy petty you get to the main course and all you have is a floppy ..
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Purple Homo
Pete's a Purple Homo!
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Purple Homo
Pete's a Purple Homo!..