Furdong

What is Furdong?

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To wrap your erect penis in coarse sand paper, and receive oral, vaginal, or anal sex from your partner. Once the penis induced sufficient abrasions in the partner's orifice, you then squeeze lemon juice into it. You head butt her in the face, and tell her to sleep on the floor. You then say, "This Sucks."

Chris: Hey Kim, let's furdong your ass tonight.

Kim: Yes please.

Chris: This sucks.

See anal, blood, lemon juice, sandpaper
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